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[Isyung HR] The right to “ Wha!” and the right to cover your ears!

ISYUNG HR: The right to “ Wha!” and the right to cover your ears!

Kahit hindi ka mahilig sa current events, kaya kang abutin ng bagong salitang pinasikat nanaman ni Sen. Meriam. “Wha!” ano nga ba ang ibig sabihin nito? Ano nga kaya ang pagkakaintindi ng madlang pipol dito? Let’s try this in a social experiment…

Hinggil ito sa pagtatakip ng tenga ni Private Prosecutor Lawyer Vitaliano Aguirre habang nagpupulandit ang laway ni Sen Meriam ng mga “Gago” etc.

The right to expression or freedom of expression… ito nga ba ang maaring idahilan ng magkabilang panig?

Mahirap naman daw pagpaliwanangin pa ang bawat isa. So let’s say walang pali-paliwanag, kanino ka kakampi sa dalawang ito? Kailangan pa bang imemorize ‘yan? Katuwaan lang po… pindutin na ‘yan!

SINO sa dalawa ang tama? Sen Meriam o Atty. Aguirre? Express your Wah or cover your ears..

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Human-Rights-Online-Philippines/160809923975269

Let’s define KANINA and UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN

Sa tagal na ako ay nakabalik heto ang naging salubong sa kin ng isang ka-mokang natin…

Photos extracted from Lipton Commercial

 

Mokong: Kamusta… kanina ka pa?

Mokang: Kanina… Let’s define kanina!

Mokong: Parang pamilyar…

Mokang: Kanina damo lang siya, ngayon puno na! Kanina naka-crew cut ako, ngayon pangshampoo commercial na. At higit sa lahat… BATA PA KO KANINA!!!

 

Ganito rin daw ang nangyari kay dating pangulong GMA. Nang matapos niyang maka-settle sa nilipatang silid sa Veterans Hospital, ito daw ang eksena…

Mike: Kamusta, kanina ka pa?

GMA: Kanina… lets define kanina! Kanina nasa St. Luke’s lang ako, ngayon wala na! kanina nakaalis na sana ako ng bansa, kung di dahil sa De Limang yan!  At higit sa lahat DATING PRESIDENTE PA AKO KANINA, NGAYON DETAINEE NA!

Heto pa…

Mokong: Doods What’s UP?

Mokong 2: UP? Ano ko elevator? Pindut dito Up siya, pindut dito down siya… Up down up down. Ano bang gusto mo pindutin ako? Mahirap maging Up pag marami kang work.  Siksikan sa MRT. Mataray ang boss ko. Lagi akong nauubusan ng pitsi-pitsi sa cafeteria.  Lagi akong kinakapkapan ng security guard kahit yung iba hindi naman. At higit sa lahat, LAGING NAGSESELOS ANG GF KO SA EX KO…

Ang nangyari daw nang minsang nagkasalubong si PNoy at miyembro ng PALEA.

PNoy: Doods What’s UP?

PALEA: UP? Ano ko eroplano? Tanggal dito Up si Lucio Tan, Tanggal doon down ang manggagawa… Up down up down. Ano bang gusto mo tanggalin kaming lahat? Mahirap maging Up pag wala ka nang work.  Mataas ang singil sa MRT. Si Lucio Tan ang boss ko. Lagi akong nauubusan ng pambili ng pitsi-pitsi sa cafeteria.  Lagi akong kinakapkapan ng security guard kahit yung iba hindi naman dahil PALEA member ako. At higit sa lahat, WALA NA KAMING PAMPASKO DAHIL SA KAWALANG PAKIALAM MO!

Hanggang dito na lang muna, hanggang sa uulitin. Siya nga pala inaanyayahan naming kayong suportahan ang HRonlinePH.com sa pamamagitan ng pagboto sa 2011 WikiPinoy of the year. Pls follow this link http://www.thepoc.net/breaking-news/breaking-stories/14255-vote-for-the-2011-wikipinoy-of-the-year.html

What if a famous tagline means something else?

Photo extracted from pinoyexpres.blogspot.com

Hindi ko alam kung bakit umiral ang kamokongan ko nang maisip ko ang tungkol sa topic na ito while watching Kris Aquino’s “NIDO” commercial.  Siguro, that is because of the news that the United Nations High Commission for Refugees (UNHCR) the Queen of All Media Kris Aquino as their goodwill ambassador for Asia.

Then I decided to look mokongly on some of the famous commercial taglines…

Kris: Can I crack the egg?

Mokong Analysis: suggestive na gusto daw niya(?) i-crack ang egg… nino? Alam ko yan! Alam ko yan!

Kris: you look at them when you say hello there…

Mokong analysis: this is supposed to sound like imposing or scolding kung iba siguro ang nagdeliver.  Siyempre Kris will always deliver it the way she did sounding sweet and appropriate and motherly.

What if si Lucio Tan ang nagsabi ng line na ito?

Lucio Tan: you look at them when you say hello there…

Di ba parang maiisip mo agad na ang “them” ay ang mga members ng FASAP habang katatanggap palang ng pagbaligtad ng decision ng korte hinggil sa reinstatement nila?

What if Senator Meriam or Lolit solis will deliver the same tagline… gets mo?

Para kanino ka bumabangon? Favorite ko to.  But if this will be delivered in a completely different setting baka hindi na effective…

Pulis: Para kanino ka bumabangon? (habang pinapaamin ang isang aktibista using toryur)

Let’s see, inilabas na ng kapuso ang kanilang “Kapusong Paskostation ID for the coming Christmas season.

Definitely hindi ito magiging pleasant kung ang makikita mong kumakanta ay ang mga  Ayalas.  Habang ang mga nanunuod ay ang mga taga-North Triangle urban poor community.

“Da best ang Pasko ng Pilipino” ang sa kapamilya station naman.  Napaisip tuloy ako kung kaya itong sabihin ng mga Pilipinong nawawalan ng trabaho dahil sa kontraktualisasyon.

Mahusay talaga ang mga taglines.  Tumatatak at madaling matandaan. Katulad din ng kayo ang boss ko na Tagline ni PNoy.

Baka naman “Kayo ang Boss ko…ngunit may ibang Amo naman ako.”

What if these taglines really meant something else? Or mokong lang talaga ako.

The hottest way to protest in town- PLANKING!

Photo extracted from reptilepets.co.za

Yes indeed hot na hot ngayon ang planking. Ewan ko na lang kung hindi ka pa napaisip na sumubok. Kung hindi mo pa naintindihan ang plankingmania, tanungin mo si Lolong the more than 20 foot long crocodile. Why? Well fyi, Lolong is an expert, he’s been planking all his life.  Sabi ko nga hindi lang halata!

According to our mokongleaks, it is in fact intentional or no accident why planking and “Tuko-craze” were sensationalized sa halos sabay na pagkakataon.  Besides Lolong the croc kasi, expert ata ang mga Tuko or Gecko sa planking. Imagine planking while chanting “tukkko!” Planking on the wall, planking sa kisame, planking sa likod ng aparador at kung saan-saan pa.

Kaya nga daw mahal sila sa merkado. What might comes next ay gamot na rin ang Planking sa AIDS o Cancer.

“Geckos are small to average sized lizards belonging to the family Gekkonidae, which are found in warm climates throughout the world. Geckos are unique among lizards in their vocalizations, making chirping sounds in social interactions with other geckos. There are 1,196 different species of geckos.” http://geckoinformation.info/

“The rules are simple: you must lie face down, palms flat against your sides, with your feet together and pointing at the floor. Points are awarded for an original location and for the number of spectators and participants involved. You must, of course, have somebody take a photo. Without a photo, you’re just a person lying down.”Tom Meltzer’s article @ guardian.co.uk.

Heto na nga’t may panukalang batas na si Cong Winnie Castello to ban planking sa mga minors at students.

Agad naman itong binara ng mga tumututol.  “Freedom of expression ito and Cong Winnie you have no right to stop us from planking! Kahit sa grades namin!”

A mokong proposal to the U.N. Office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights has been sent.  A Convention for the promotion of the right to planking of human rights defenders.

Photo extracted from planking.mobi

Sa sobrang init ng planking, nasagap ng ating mga mokong na tuko na nagpadala na daw ng pahiwatig si Lucio Tan na ibig nitong magpaturo ng planking.

Photo extracted from forbes.com

Yes, madali lang naman magplanking kaya lang ang gusto daw ni Lucio Tan at handa siyang magbayad ng malaki, ay planking sa ibabaw ng Flag Carrier na pag-aari niya.  Matindi pa ang gusto daw niya ay Planking while Flying bilang panapat sa ginawang mass die-in ng mga members ng PALEA.

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Stressed and irritated croc looms in the diplomatic community – MokongLeaks

Photo extracted from pinoypower.net

It was reported in major dailies that “Lolong” the 20 foot long croc captured in Agusan del Sur last Saturday has not been eating due to stress and irritation.

“Sino ba naman ang makakakain sa ayos kong ito?” Lolong lamented.

Mokongs believed that they have been serving Lolong the wrong food.  A mokong expert said in a statement that crocs like Lolong are fond of Pork placed in a barrel, but the handler of lolong refused to feed him pork to avoid allegations of special treatment.

Kasalukuyan din pong nakaalerto ang mga otoridad dahil sa ulat na may partner si Lolong at napag-alamang maaring kasinglaki rin niya ito.

It was also presumed that the lady crocodile is now looking for her husband and will attack anytime.

The stressed and irritated Mrs. Croc allegedly manifested itself in an event about human rights in Quezon City.  MokongLeaks believe that this might be the lady croc that we have been worried about.

“I am irritated on that girl’s point,” the irritated croc pointed her finger to one of the participants of that workshop.

The question that annoyed this croc was, “if there’s a space for the recommendations of the Civil Society Organizations to be put forward?”

This MokongLeak information is about an ironic attitude that this croc supposedly from our diplomatic community showed the CSO participants of a workshop consultation that was held few days ago in Quezon City.  The workshop was intended to facilitate and collate CSO’s recommendations to a human rights body, siya po ang rep ng ating bansa dito.

“That’s the reason I’m there. If you don’t trust me, you jump in!”  the irritated croc even reacted at the top her lungs with violent sign language.  She did it in her very stressed diplomatic manners.

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