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Anti-Pork protests continue- #PORKTOBERFEST – A Street Party Protest Against the Pork Barrel System

Kung hindi ako nagkakamali, ito ay ‘organized’ by the #ScrapPork Network. Sama na! (Extracted from FB events)

 

#PORKTOBERFEST – A Street Party Protest Against the Pork Barrel System
October 25, 2013
7:00 pm
T.Morato, Quezon City

porktoberfest

So you go out on a payday Friday night. You check your payslip and you see your withholding tax – there goes part of your hard-earned money. You pay for parking with 12% EVAT. You buy food and drinks with friends and you pay your bill – with 12% EVAT. The next morning you read the papers, you see how the taxes you paid last night was misused by people you thought you could trust. Dammit.

On October 25, a Friday night, you probably will go out again. Pay for parking, pay for gas, and pay for your weekly dose of Friday night food and drinks – with all those you pay 12% EVAT. BUT YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THE DECEIT AND THIEVERY. You want to tell your government that what you will be paying on the night of October 25 should be properly used and should not go to the pockets of those suckers. YOU WILL DO THIS AT THE #PORKTOBERFEST!

BE IN THE KNOW. BE AWARE. BECAUSE YOU OWE IT TO YOUR COUNTRY. Because you can have fun while you learn about your country’s issues and while you become part of the solution to your country’s problems.

WE DEMAND:

1) The ABOLITION of the Pork Barrel System.
2) A FULL ACCOUNTING of ALL pork barrel funds used.
3) An IMPARTIAL INVESTIGATION and the PROSECUTION OF ALL INDIVIDUALS INVOLVED in the misuse of pork barrel funds.

WE SUPPORT THE PASSING OF THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT.

There will be NO CENTRAL STAGE AND SPEECHES. Bars and restaurants in the area are invited to set up tables and chairs/ booths and kiosks and even small platforms/stages along the sidewalk of Morato to provide entertainment AGAINST THE PORK BARREL. Street performers/artists (flashmobs, singers, poetry readers, etc.) are also invited to perform along the street.

Express yourself on our Freedom Wall where you can write your protests against the pork barrel system!

Bring your noisemakers because at 12 midnight we will make noise that will echo throughout this country TO SHOW THIS GOVERNMENT THAT WE ARE THE BOSS AND WE WANT THE PORK BARREL SYSTEM SCRAPPED!!!

Show the government that you want cleaning up! WEAR WHITE! COME AND SHOW YOUR GOVERNMENT THAT YOU ARE THE BOSS!

#Porktoberfest #100DAYS #ScrapPork #tayoangboss #MillionPeopleMarch

Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/484327198331700/

Let’s define KANINA and UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN

Sa tagal na ako ay nakabalik heto ang naging salubong sa kin ng isang ka-mokang natin…

Photos extracted from Lipton Commercial

 

Mokong: Kamusta… kanina ka pa?

Mokang: Kanina… Let’s define kanina!

Mokong: Parang pamilyar…

Mokang: Kanina damo lang siya, ngayon puno na! Kanina naka-crew cut ako, ngayon pangshampoo commercial na. At higit sa lahat… BATA PA KO KANINA!!!

 

Ganito rin daw ang nangyari kay dating pangulong GMA. Nang matapos niyang maka-settle sa nilipatang silid sa Veterans Hospital, ito daw ang eksena…

Mike: Kamusta, kanina ka pa?

GMA: Kanina… lets define kanina! Kanina nasa St. Luke’s lang ako, ngayon wala na! kanina nakaalis na sana ako ng bansa, kung di dahil sa De Limang yan!  At higit sa lahat DATING PRESIDENTE PA AKO KANINA, NGAYON DETAINEE NA!

Heto pa…

Mokong: Doods What’s UP?

Mokong 2: UP? Ano ko elevator? Pindut dito Up siya, pindut dito down siya… Up down up down. Ano bang gusto mo pindutin ako? Mahirap maging Up pag marami kang work.  Siksikan sa MRT. Mataray ang boss ko. Lagi akong nauubusan ng pitsi-pitsi sa cafeteria.  Lagi akong kinakapkapan ng security guard kahit yung iba hindi naman. At higit sa lahat, LAGING NAGSESELOS ANG GF KO SA EX KO…

Ang nangyari daw nang minsang nagkasalubong si PNoy at miyembro ng PALEA.

PNoy: Doods What’s UP?

PALEA: UP? Ano ko eroplano? Tanggal dito Up si Lucio Tan, Tanggal doon down ang manggagawa… Up down up down. Ano bang gusto mo tanggalin kaming lahat? Mahirap maging Up pag wala ka nang work.  Mataas ang singil sa MRT. Si Lucio Tan ang boss ko. Lagi akong nauubusan ng pambili ng pitsi-pitsi sa cafeteria.  Lagi akong kinakapkapan ng security guard kahit yung iba hindi naman dahil PALEA member ako. At higit sa lahat, WALA NA KAMING PAMPASKO DAHIL SA KAWALANG PAKIALAM MO!

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