Stressed and irritated croc looms in the diplomatic community – MokongLeaks

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It was reported in major dailies that “Lolong” the 20 foot long croc captured in Agusan del Sur last Saturday has not been eating due to stress and irritation.

“Sino ba naman ang makakakain sa ayos kong ito?” Lolong lamented.

Mokongs believed that they have been serving Lolong the wrong food.  A mokong expert said in a statement that crocs like Lolong are fond of Pork placed in a barrel, but the handler of lolong refused to feed him pork to avoid allegations of special treatment.

Kasalukuyan din pong nakaalerto ang mga otoridad dahil sa ulat na may partner si Lolong at napag-alamang maaring kasinglaki rin niya ito.

It was also presumed that the lady crocodile is now looking for her husband and will attack anytime.

The stressed and irritated Mrs. Croc allegedly manifested itself in an event about human rights in Quezon City.  MokongLeaks believe that this might be the lady croc that we have been worried about.

“I am irritated on that girl’s point,” the irritated croc pointed her finger to one of the participants of that workshop.

The question that annoyed this croc was, “if there’s a space for the recommendations of the Civil Society Organizations to be put forward?”

This MokongLeak information is about an ironic attitude that this croc supposedly from our diplomatic community showed the CSO participants of a workshop consultation that was held few days ago in Quezon City.  The workshop was intended to facilitate and collate CSO’s recommendations to a human rights body, siya po ang rep ng ating bansa dito.

“That’s the reason I’m there. If you don’t trust me, you jump in!”  the irritated croc even reacted at the top her lungs with violent sign language.  She did it in her very stressed diplomatic manners.

One of the participants asked, “ganyan ba ang diplomatic?” thinking if she acts the same when dealing with other countries’ reps.

Another participant answered, “sa CSO lang siya ganyan.”

Yes according sa nasagap nating mga reports, the croc has always been like this.  She always sounded like scolding the CSOs in events like this.

Natural lang daw talaga siyang ganyan. Sa mga CSOs. Ano bully?

“She sounded very defensive, to the point of taking the remarks against the reporter of the workshop group, nawala sa wisyo niya na report ito ng grupo kaya hindi dapat niya kainisan ang reporter,” another participant commented.

It appears that she interpreted that the remarks delivered by the participant-reporter was intended to attack her.

Hindi masamang magkamali, pero dahil mayabang siya, at madalas siyang at the top her lungs kung magreak sa mga CSOs, we can’t help but to notice her weaknesses,” another participant commented when in one point of the program, the honorable croc asked the organizer sa tabi niya while reading her notes on all the reports of the groups, “What is LGBT?” reinforcing her point na kaya siya nasa posisyon ay dahil karapatdapat siya. Hahaha!

After the honorable croc delivered her reactions to all the reports, again at the top of her lungs and with all the violent gestures, the open forum started.  One of the participants asked three good questions and the honorable croc replied, this time gently, “Thank you very much Ms _____ for your very relevant questions.  Let me start with the last one, will you kindly repeat the question again. What was your question?”

See… the reason why she’s there, if we don’t trust her, we jump in!

Another participant of the workshop asked, “what is the process if we want to submit letters and recommendations to the HR body?”

The honorable croc answered, “You should send it to me.  I am good at negotiations. Because there is no clear protocol. Padala niyo sa kin, pag-aralan ko If I can. Don’t give documents I cannot carry all that. Ayaw ko nang paulit-ulit nabubwiset ako.”

Tama nga naman, sa dami ng mga organizations, kung magpapasa lahat ay baka mahirapan siya madala ang mga documents at macharge pa ng ‘excess baggage’ sa airport.

In her closing statement she delivered again at the top of her lungs, “I am on both sides, I advocate human rights and I represent the state!!!!! It’s not an easy job.”

Can we jump in now?

Ang tanong ng bayan… Will she be the Mrs. Croc that we have been looking for?

Just kidding! Mokong lang po, Hahahaha!

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